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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? How
do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Why
do women fake orgasms? What
is the definition of 'making love'? What
should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Whats
the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Whats
the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? Why
does a bride always wear white? What
do you say to a woman with two black eyes? If
your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you
done wrong? How
do you turn a fox into an elephant? Why
did God create women? What
is the difference between a battery and a woman? What
are the three fastest means of communication? Why
do hunters make the best lovers? How
are fat girls and mopeds alike? How
is a woman like a condom? What
should you give a woman who has everything? How
are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? Whats
the difference between a bitch and a whore? Whats
the difference between your wife and your job? Whats
the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Why
is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
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you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? |